Just for you, MOM

So when I posted the blog about the Gold Coast I spared everyone some details for your sake just because I was being nice. However, mom feels I should share with everyone so I will ;) Our first night on the Gold Coast at our hotel the Break Free Aruba Beach.. Merd and I made it a kind of quiet night. When we got back to the hotel around 10:30 or so all we wanted to do was lay on the couch and watch some tv or a movie or something. The couch was seriously un-comfortable so Merd say's, "Jill do you think this is a pull out couch!?" I said probably so we took the cushions off to check it out. We were going to make a comfy bed and relax. There was a large brown sheet covering so we thought maybe it wasn't a pull out couch.. once we figured out how to remove the brown covering, woo hoo it is a pull out! We unfold the first part and the legs are on the ground but Im sure you all know the mattress never follows the legs and is still bent in half. Both of us grab the mattress to pull it down and there are two blood stains on the mattress. I couldn't resist saying my first thought aloud, "Apparently someone was murdered on our couch!" It was sooooo gross and we were so disgusted we quickly put the couch back together and pretended like it never happened. But of course before we left I had to take pictures of it! Here you go Looks normal right? Just ugly... Weird brown covering.. Figured out the covering... Pulling the legs down.. There you have it! Seriously disgusting!